January 2011
Seriously. Don't call me unless it's for Phone...
You are so perfect for me. I hate you.
I’m just going to reblog this and fall down some stairs.
Dalai Lama’s 18 rules for living
Dalai Lama’s 18 rules for living
At the start of the new millennium the Dalai Lama apparently issued eighteen rules for living. 1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three Rs: 1. Respect for self 2. Respect for others 3. Responsibility for all your actions. 4....
Truth for Mature Humans
thatswhatwedo:
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm front.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6....
Black Swan was..
The best porno I’ve ever seen. I applaud thee.